An article over on MSN in the Men’s Health section was an interesting read this morning. It’s titled 18 Tricks to Teach Your Body.
I figure it’s 18 ways to seem more than human, or as the title suggest, faster, stronger, better than before! Items like these are in the list, some of my favorites:
- Experience supersonic hearing!
- Clear your stuffed nose! [particularly helpful today]
- Unstitch your side! [for pains in your side while running]
- Thaw your brain! [always helpful for those Slurpee attacks]
- Wake the dead! [I must have really bad circulation]
- Impress your friends! [this reminds me of the trick with your index finger planted on a flat surface]
- Breathe underwater!
- Read minds!