I was never one to spend a lot of time writing rough drafts of papers or getting my thoughts all lined up before setting off on my final draft. I’m not sure I ever messed one up like this guy though. Can anyone tell me what John 31:6 says? If so, you’re making it up!
I’m not sure what frustrates me more:
- the oversight on their part
- the fact he’s Nazarene (my heritage)
- or that they spent the entire outreach budget on t-shirts
- or that he was “further mortified” to find out John only has 21 chapters, wouldn’t you think a pastor would already know that?
Source: Nazarene Nooz (The no-spin, high-satire, entirely fabricated version of events that impact the Church of the Nazarene) =)