Chrispian Burks uncovered this little beauty to me as we were discussing the ingredient contents of Hot Pockets.
This particular post, “Steve, Don’t Eat It! Vol. 7“, is particularly nasty. This is straight out of a Survivor Food Challenge.
I’m sure after reading this description you’ll have to see more:
In just a single serving, you’ll experience a wide array of textures. Without getting too gross, it’s because the disease is more advanced in some kernels than others. One bite might be kinda chewy, while the next might burst in your mouth like a black pus-filled blister. (Whoops, forgot about the not-too-gross thing. Oh well. Nuts to you!)
The rest of “The Sneeze” is loaded with interesting posts and information too. The author has a very casual and friendly method of communicating to the reader that’s very entertaining as well.