$65 Million Dollar Pants

This my friends is a ridiculous thing to happen in our country. This is the epitome of someone thinking they’re a little too big for their britches.

According to court documents, the problem began in May 2005 when Pearson became a judge and brought several suits for alteration to Custom Cleaners in Northeast Washington, a place he patronized regularly despite previous disagreements with the Chungs. A pair of pants from one suit was not ready when he requested it two days later, and was deemed to be missing.

Pearson asked the cleaners for the full price of the suit: more than $1,000.

But a week later, the Chungs said the pants had been found and refused to pay. That’s when Pearson decided to sue.

Manning said the cleaners made three settlement offers to Pearson. First they offered $3,000, then $4,600, then $12,000. But Pearson wasn’t satisfied and expanded his calculations beyond one pair of pants.

Because Pearson no longer wanted to use his neighborhood dry cleaner, part of his lawsuit calls for $15,000 ? the price to rent a car every weekend for 10 years to go to another business.

“He’s somehow purporting that he has a constitutional right to a dry cleaner within four blocks of his apartment,” Manning said.

If you know Judge Roy Pearson, please let him know he’s an idiot and should be publicly humiliated for this lawsuit and disbarred. If you’d like to help the Chung’s, visit this website that’s been setup to help pay their court costs. Of course, I’d also like to know if their attorney, Chris Manning, is giving them a break on their fees.