A woman decides to take her husband’s fishing boat out while he is taking a nap. Although not being familiar with the lake, she motors out a short distance, anchors, and takes out her book.
A game warden pulls along side the boat and asks what she is doing. “Reading a book” she replies (isn’t it obvious she is thinking?!). “Well, you are in a retricted fishing area,” he informs her. “I am sorry, officer, I am not fishing, I am reading,” she replies.
Seeing all her husbands’ fishing equipment in the boat, he says “Yes, but you have all the equipment there. For all I know, you could start anytime. I am going to have to take you in and write you up”.
“If you do that I will have to charge you with sexual assault” she answered back. “But I haven’t done anything” the Game Warden said. “That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start anytime!”
“Have a good day ma’m” the game warden shouted as he started his boat and sped away.
[Thanks Lorna!]