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What a resource!!!

Now this is the kind of site I needed before I was married. You see, men everywhere have no clue how bad we’re capable of dressing until we’re married. Then it’s “Are you wearing that?” being heard frequently.

What’s even more amazing, is women then go on to ask us our opinions on what they’re wearing? It’s then that I try to remember to recommend the striped leisure suit and polka-dotted dress shirt. It almost makes you wonder if they’re just asking you to be polite.

For single women everywhere who want to have the power to tell someone what to wear, please help Kevin out at www.dresskevin.com

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NBA, NFL or ???

  • 36 have been accused of spousal abuse
  • 7 have been arrested for fraud
  • 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
  • 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at? least 2 businesses
  • 3 have done time for assault
  • 71 cannot get a? credit card due to bad credit
  • 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
  • 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
  • 21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and
  • 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It’s not the NBA or NFL, it’s the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same idiots who crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Can anyone verify the accuracy of these accusations?

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When Visiting South of the Border

David M. Bresnahan
April 9, 2006

Newswithviews.com

Dear President Bush:
I’m about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I’m going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I’m on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
  1. Free medical care for my entire family
  2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
  3. All government forms need to be printed in English
  4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers
  5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history
  6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
  7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch
  8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.
  9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won’t make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
  10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
  11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
  12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
  13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P. Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely,
David M. Bresnahan
2006 David M. Bresnahan – All Rights
Now before anyone goes all balistic. I agree, it’s a little ridiculous to expect that type of treatment, but when it’s all stated like that, it makes you think about how things have changed here in America for some of those exact reasons. The Catch-22 is that because of those changes, it’s part of the reasons that makes the good ‘ol U.S. of A. the great place that it is. I welcome everyone here, just wish more people respected it when they’re here. That includes all the “Americans” that are already here and forget just how good we’ve got it, and what it took to earn it.